Freakin' Martyrs. An Essay.
Here's the issue at hand: someone decided to harass me with Christian propaganda, so I am going to settle this once and for all to read.
Christians are parasites.
Think about this basic concept: there was a really decent man thousands of years ago who was so loving he got all of the animals and supposedly some of the elements to agree he was totally the bestest person evar! And I will quote (from the Ancient Jedi Addition of the Bible) Luke 19:40, "If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can imagine, Darth... AND THE STONES WILL BEGIN TO CRY OUT (as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.)" *ahem* Anyways, he probably listened a lot and was fairly smart, and he probably impressed a lot of scholars at the time, heck he might have even been the smartest living being on the planet that day. That's pretty neato, right?
So, let's fast forward to 33 AD. Some bankers and religious